Hello there! I'm Kate, and the goofy pixels you see around this text are (allegedly) my website!
I'm currently in the process of making it [exist], and as such it is corollary that it currently
[doesn't]. Additionally, I am not good at HTML or CSS or JS (or anything, really), and therefore
anyone expecting anything decent to be found anywhere on anything relating to this page is surely wrong
in the head and ought to be delivered a good stoning.
When done, this'll serve as a portfolio of sorts as well as a place for me to just shove things I do, but
until then here are some buttons which'll bring you to what I have shoved on here already and
a counter for how many seconds you've spent on this fairly useless page :P
Time spent on the goofy website: 0 seconds
Buttons: